Cool facebook quotes
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
I’m jealous of my parents. I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I'm not arguing, I’m simply trying to explaining why I’m right.
I believe in hate at first sight.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
I hate math but I love counting money.
It’s not the case that I hate you, put let’s say it this way. If you were on fire and I had a gallon of water, I’d drink it.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil!
When you're in doubt, mumble.
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.
My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
No, I’m not feeling violent. I’m feeling creative with weapons.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, you look bangable, so I'll add you.
You look like a before picture.