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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #11 |
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams
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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #12 |
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. -- Douglas Adams
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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #13 |
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. -- Douglas Adams
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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #14 |
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. -- Douglas Adams
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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #15 |
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. -- Douglas Adams
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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #16 |
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. -- Douglas Adams
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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #17 |
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. -- Douglas Adams
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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #18 |
You live and learn. At any rate, you live. -- Douglas Adams
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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #19 |
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. -- Douglas Adams
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| Douglas Adams -- Quote #20 |
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams
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