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| Anon. -- Quote #1 |
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng. -- Anon.
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| Anon. -- Quote #2 |
Optimization hinders evolution. -- Anon.
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| Anon. -- Quote #3 |
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. -- Anon.
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| Anon. -- Quote #4 |
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes. -- Anon.
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| Anon. -- Quote #5 |
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA. -- Anon.
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| Anon. -- Quote #6 |
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME. -- Anon.
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| Anon. -- Quote #7 |
Don't steal. The government hates competition. -- Anon.
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| Anon. -- Quote #8 |
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages. -- Anon.
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| Anon. -- Quote #9 |
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. -- Anon.
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| Anon. -- Quote #10 |
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. -- Anon.
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