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Art Buchwald Quotes

Art Buchwald -- Quote #1

The best things in life aren't things. -- Art Buchwald

Art Buchwald -- Quote #2

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.' -- Art Buchwald

Art Buchwald -- Quote #3

I worship the quicksand he walks in. -- Art Buchwald

Art Buchwald -- Quote #4

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. -- Art Buchwald

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