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Bill Watterson Quotes

Bill Watterson -- Quote #1

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em' -- Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson -- Quote #2

I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal. -- Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson -- Quote #3

I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson -- Quote #4

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. -- Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson -- Quote #5

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. -- Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson -- Quote #6

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson -- Quote #7

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin -- Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson -- Quote #8

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles - Calvin -- Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson -- Quote #9

My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin -- Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson -- Quote #10

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin -- Bill Watterson

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