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| Dave Barry -- Quote #1 |
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Dave Barry
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| Dave Barry -- Quote #2 |
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -- Dave Barry
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| Dave Barry -- Quote #3 |
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings. -- Dave Barry
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| Dave Barry -- Quote #4 |
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home. -- Dave Barry
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| Dave Barry -- Quote #5 |
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. -- Dave Barry
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| Dave Barry -- Quote #6 |
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've thought of that' -- Dave Barry
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| Dave Barry -- Quote #7 |
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. -- Dave Barry
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| Dave Barry -- Quote #8 |
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry
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| Dave Barry -- Quote #9 |
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. -- Dave Barry
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| Dave Barry -- Quote #10 |
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. -- Dave Barry
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