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Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx -- Quote #1

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx -- Quote #2

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. -- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx -- Quote #3

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx -- Quote #4

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. -- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx -- Quote #5

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx -- Quote #6

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. -- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx -- Quote #7

Go, and never darken my towels again. -- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx -- Quote #8

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. -- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx -- Quote #9

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx -- Quote #10

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. -- Groucho Marx

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