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Rita Rudner Quotes

Rita Rudner -- Quote #1

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -- Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner -- Quote #2

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. -- Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner -- Quote #3

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner -- Quote #4

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. -- Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner -- Quote #5

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. -- Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner -- Quote #6

Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before. -- Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner -- Quote #7

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. -- Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner -- Quote #8

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -- Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner -- Quote #9

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. -- Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner -- Quote #10

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. -- Rita Rudner

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