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| Scott Adams -- Quote #1 |
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string. -- Scott Adams
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| Scott Adams -- Quote #2 |
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as 'nutty methods.' Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as a complete waste of time. -- Scott Adams
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| Scott Adams -- Quote #3 |
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -- Scott Adams
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| Scott Adams -- Quote #4 |
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. -- Scott Adams
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| Scott Adams -- Quote #5 |
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles. -- Scott Adams
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| Scott Adams -- Quote #6 |
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. -- Scott Adams
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| Scott Adams -- Quote #7 |
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. -- Scott Adams
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| Scott Adams -- Quote #8 |
We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants. -- Scott Adams
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| Scott Adams -- Quote #9 |
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational. -- Scott Adams
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| Scott Adams -- Quote #10 |
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. -- Scott Adams
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