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W. C. Fields Quotes

W. C. Fields -- Quote #1

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. -- W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields -- Quote #2

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. -- W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields -- Quote #3

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. -- W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields -- Quote #4

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields -- Quote #5

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields -- Quote #6

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. -- W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields -- Quote #7

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. -- W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields -- Quote #8

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. -- W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields -- Quote #9

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. -- W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields -- Quote #10

I never vote for anyone I always vote against. -- W. C. Fields

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