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Will Rogers Quotes

Will Rogers -- Quote #1

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers

Will Rogers -- Quote #2

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. -- Will Rogers

Will Rogers -- Quote #3

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with. -- Will Rogers

Will Rogers -- Quote #4

We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers

Will Rogers -- Quote #5

I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to. -- Will Rogers

Will Rogers -- Quote #6

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. -- Will Rogers

Will Rogers -- Quote #7

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. -- Will Rogers

Will Rogers -- Quote #8

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers

Will Rogers -- Quote #9

There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act. -- Will Rogers

Will Rogers -- Quote #10

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. -- Will Rogers

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