Work quotes for Facebook
I love work! I can watch people working for hours.
Being dumb for 5 minutes saves sometimes one hour of work.
Be nice to nerds. You might be working for them in future.
Everyone is bringing joy to this office. Some when they enter and some when they leave.
I don't know, I just work here.
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Swap workplace against villa by the sea.
Work is just something I'm doing until I win in the lottery.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I always give 100% at work:
23 % on Monday,
25% on Tuesday,
35% on Wednesday,
15% on Thursday and
2% on Friday