The best Facebook status postings
Status quotes for the facebook community
Facebook is the only book we read every day.
Every time I see a yellow light I say to myself: "Challenge accepted”.
Facebook account for sale, friends included.
Facebook should have a “No one cares!” button.
If I would want you to know what I think, I would talk!
If life gives you a lemon, ask for tequila and salt.
If you can read this please let me know, because it means I've blocked the wrong person.
I know, I've read it on Facebook!
I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
I want to have a Facebook account with the name “Nobody”. So when I see stupid stuff people post, I can like it and it will say “Nobody likes this”.
Liking your own Facebook status is like a high five with yourself in public!
Show me your ringtone and I guess your graduation!
Welcome to reality, may I take you on a tour?
You won't grow up, only the toys are getting more expensive.
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